We all know when u have millions of dollars with you, you can have all the fun you want
Dont worry about getting up early, getting late to work, not getting enough shifts or working long hours and not having enough sleep
This is story of matt the millionaire with his 3 other friends who invested in stocks and made millions
Now they have the best playboy style hollywood life .....
But hey things can go wrong anytime write.....
The money they invested in the stocks , the stocks crashes making their investment the value of zero.
Everybodys shocked even matt
Well how could this be possible
How can this even happen
Now the boys decide to get their life back !!
Having pet is not a big deal just as much as feeding it 3-5 times is
Now oh boy you all gotta get a job .....
Lets start with a resume ??
Whats your experience
Watching netflix with a cigar in your and your girls mouth at the same time !!
Well what am i gonna do witb that ???
Ok harry whats your experience for resume ??
I dont know, my mom always told me i had a big heart and i could share love to all girls , i can put in my resume "dear ceo of my to be employment i have a big heart and i can love your daughter 24/7 ...
Ohh not sure if the ceo will like that
Etc etc
Lets hire a professional resume builder on feiver.com....
Pro writer: please send me list of your skills ???
Fucked up stuff 1
Fucked up stuff 1
Fucked up stuff 1
Fucked up stuff 1
Fucked up stuff 1
Pro writer: this will be the toughest resume building experience in my life but i gotta do what i gotta do
Comes up with a job for all 3-4 frens
1. Resume to be a jigalo
2. Resume to be a dog food taster
3 etc etc
Man this is not working
Matt: i will play lottery
Harry did u see my lottery ticket ?? I think i got the number ???
Harry: last night i had a milf customer come over to house, she asked me for my number as she wanted to have more fun .....
Oh shit you gave 100million lotto ticket to a hookup client ??
To be continued ......
Dont worry about getting up early, getting late to work, not getting enough shifts or working long hours and not having enough sleep
This is story of matt the millionaire with his 3 other friends who invested in stocks and made millions
Now they have the best playboy style hollywood life .....
But hey things can go wrong anytime write.....
The money they invested in the stocks , the stocks crashes making their investment the value of zero.
Everybodys shocked even matt
Well how could this be possible
How can this even happen
Now the boys decide to get their life back !!
Having pet is not a big deal just as much as feeding it 3-5 times is
Now oh boy you all gotta get a job .....
Lets start with a resume ??
Whats your experience
Watching netflix with a cigar in your and your girls mouth at the same time !!
Well what am i gonna do witb that ???
Ok harry whats your experience for resume ??
I dont know, my mom always told me i had a big heart and i could share love to all girls , i can put in my resume "dear ceo of my to be employment i have a big heart and i can love your daughter 24/7 ...
Ohh not sure if the ceo will like that
Etc etc
Lets hire a professional resume builder on feiver.com....
Pro writer: please send me list of your skills ???
Fucked up stuff 1
Fucked up stuff 1
Fucked up stuff 1
Fucked up stuff 1
Fucked up stuff 1
Pro writer: this will be the toughest resume building experience in my life but i gotta do what i gotta do
Comes up with a job for all 3-4 frens
1. Resume to be a jigalo
2. Resume to be a dog food taster
3 etc etc
Man this is not working
Matt: i will play lottery
Harry did u see my lottery ticket ?? I think i got the number ???
Harry: last night i had a milf customer come over to house, she asked me for my number as she wanted to have more fun .....
Oh shit you gave 100million lotto ticket to a hookup client ??
To be continued ......
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