The undercover cop in pizza shop

Under cover Cop: give me a pizza

Me : which one

Cop: that one

Me: tick tock done , with 50% off its 11$

Cop : what ?? Why discount ?

Me : cuz ur a cop

Cop: how do u know ?

Me : chameleon hmmmm 🤣🤣🤣
Your pistol is still hanging beside your pants

Cop : “puzzled” thanks 🙏!!!

No worries 😉